Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Where do birds go to drink?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you give an angry rhino?