Why do all the planets get along?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why was the computer cold at work?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?