Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?