How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?