Why are goats so funny?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What style of music weighs the most?