What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What fish only swims at night?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?