What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why are ghosts always single?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?