What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

How do frogs get to work?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Which cats love to be petted?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?