Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why do cows go to New York?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?