Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

How does a lion greet other animals?