It's allergy season again?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What kind of bird can write?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?