Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

How do you grill cheese?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

How does one gelatin greet another?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?