What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What sport do horses love to play?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?