What nationality are most fish?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Which celebrity always frowns?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?