Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why do rhinos charge?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why was the math book sad?

Why do trees have so many friends?