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What do you call a hairless poodle?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What insect runs away from everything?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What animal is always ready to protect people?