Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
Why do rhinos charge?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which family member has tusks?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why are cars magic?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a henway?
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