What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What's good for both poker and theater?