What animals make the best students?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?