Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is the most adorable season?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!