Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What animals make the best students?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?