Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Where do clowns go on vacation?