What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
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