Why are goats so funny?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's the world's weakest animal?

How do you arrest a pig?