What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why did the barber win the race?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?