Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call a silly hill?

How are teens like cats?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What bird helps you stay dry?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?