Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did March say to the madness?

What's the most common blood type for insects?