Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?