Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What is the most faithful insect?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

When should you stop for a glow worm?