What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

When does a horse talk?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

How do you make a bandstand?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?