What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do you call a sad latte?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

We had a discussion about roses.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?