Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What's the loudest sport?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?