Why was the dog overweight?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Which family member has tusks?

Where do termites go camping?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?