Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?