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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

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Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?