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What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

A book just fell on my head.

What table can you never sit at?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What do you get when two plants kiss?