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What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

How did the tree get lost?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What British bugs are the best singers?