What did one angel say to the other angel?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why was the cow afraid?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

How can you make 7 even?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

How does a squid go into battle?

The museum curator needed a break.