How do you make a cow float?

Which cats love to be petted?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Where do actors go to pray?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

How does a barber get to work?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Where would you find an elephant?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What school subject really rocks?