Why do dogs run in circles?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?