Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What TV show is most popular at bars?