Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?