What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?