What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's the opposite of irony?