What do you eat on July 5th?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?