How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What math figure is also in the band?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What fairy loves to count?