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My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do fairies always drink?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What does a lion call an antelope?