What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What are baby potatoes called?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why was the dog so popular?

How do you make antifreeze?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.