What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why was the dog overweight?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?