What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What makes a glow worm glow?