What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

How do horses navigate at night?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?