Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?