Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
A doctopus.
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
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