What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Which baseball player do fish root for?