How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

How do amoebas make calls?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?