What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did autumn say to summer?

What day is your mom always right?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What fairy loves to count?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?