What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What's the most common blood type for insects?