Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
Why was the cow afraid?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
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