What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

How do birds threaten one another?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Where do automobiles have picnics?