What did autumn say to summer?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?