How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Where do tough ducks come from?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the barber win the race?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?