What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?