How do you talk to a giant?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Bears love exotic cars.

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?