Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What's a forklift?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?