Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?