What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What are baby potatoes called?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?