What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?