Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why do two skunks argue?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?