What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What's the opposite of irony?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?