What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?