What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Little Caesar.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What does Santa order at the bar?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where do baby apes sleep?
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