Which relative loves rice?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

When should you start writing a book?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why are frogs always happy?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do you give a sick lemon?

That bird won't stop squawking.