What do little monsters call their mother?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?