What does an evil hen lay?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?