What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?