What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What car can't keep a secret?
How do bees get to school?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's the slowest 5k?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
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