Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What table can you never sit at?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?