What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
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