What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What math figure is also in the band?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
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