Which bird would make a great farmer?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?