What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What shape has a knighthood?
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