What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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