What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call a small mom?
Where was Noah born?
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