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What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why was the math book sad?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Which insect makes the best father?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?