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Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?