What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What kind of bird can write?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?