What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What day is your mom always right?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
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