Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Where does water do all its banking?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?