What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What animal floats best?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?