Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why are basketball courts always wet?