What do you call a short cow?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?