What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
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Why are the mountains so tired?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
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