What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
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What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
The museum curator needed a break.
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
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