What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do you drive a man crazy?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
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