What animal knows kung fu?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What superpower do all middle children have?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why was the bee sad?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?