Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What kind of bird can write?
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