Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What birds make average students?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you call a dog in space?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?