Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Bears love exotic cars.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
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