What did the calf play in the school band?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?