Which dance will a chicken not do?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

How much does freedom weigh?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?