Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did autumn say to summer?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How did the tree feel in spring?
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