What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?