Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
What kind of water does an angel like?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Bears love exotic cars.
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