What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

How do automobiles fly?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What does a panda ghost say?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?