Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
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