Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?