What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?