What day do hands always go to church?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Which relative loves rice?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?