Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

How long will dinner be?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?