What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?