What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?