What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do Scottish toads play?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Where do vampires keep their money?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What math figure is also in the band?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call the pig that does karate?