What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What is the smallest lion?

Where do hands go on vacation?