What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?