What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call the dog magician?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?