Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Where do hamsters come from?