Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What's black and white and red all over?