What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Where does Superman park his cars?

I broke my finger!

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?