What tea do footballers drink?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What's the loudest sport?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

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What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What is a duck's favorite snack?