Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
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