Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?