Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
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