Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
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How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
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