Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do math teachers eat?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?