Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What kind of bird can write?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?