What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Where do burgers like to dance?