What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's the scariest letter?