Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How much does freedom weigh?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?