Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What kind of pants do fish wear?