What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

How do you organize a space party?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?