What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?