What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why are cars magic?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the Easter egg hide?