What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Which animal will never go bald?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's a henway?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?