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She took things too litter-ally.
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What day do hands always go to church?
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What instruments do imaginary friends play?
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Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
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