Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?