Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?